Here is an e-mail that Chad sent out today, and I think he did a good job explaining the plan for us this week:
The Latest News On "Team Turn-It-Around", known by some as "Team Hoffman", and others as "nothinggoesnormalduringheatherspregnancy" reads as such:
"Brooks Is Being Evicted"
That's right folks. You heard it here first. The Doctors are kicking brooks out of the womb. The Toxemia Hall of Famer is getting the boot. Nurses can't keep up with his pursuit of triumph, and the Doc's only wish they could figure out the Divine intervention and prolonged health and defiance of the dreaded PREECLAMPSIA syndrome. He's got too much gumption to offer the world to be tied down to any one umbilical cord (also called the birth cord or funiculus umbilicalis). It would take at least 3 umbilicali to keep Brooks from pressing on and that would just be weird, so ready or not, here he comes:
Brooks will be undertaking a series of P.T. regiments and two-a-days (some call induction phases) beginning Saturday evening, June 21st.
From there, he will be stepping into the batters box with dreams of swinging away as early as Saturday night. If we are blessed, as we have been thus far, Brooks will have his first slam dunk/home run/hole-in-one presentation on Sunday, June 22nd 2008!
Thanks for all your prayers and support as this has been an exciting and trying process. We look forward to talking to you soon with Brooks' debut statistics.
Reporting Live From Denver,
Chad & Heather
